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Sunday, May 13, 2012

2012 Mother's Day Postcard No. 4


I created this postcard as a gift for you this Mother's Day.  You can print, email, twit or facebook this postcard to your mom.  The quote is taken from the "5 More Things You Might Not Know About Your Mom" post.  Enjoy!

5 More Things You Might Not Know About Your Mom #4:
- "your mom is a computer programmer.  From the day you were born until the age of 7, she has programmed your ways and thinking.  As a matter of fact, she implanted a chip in your pituitary gland that's impossible to override.  Some of the program codes in the chip are as follows:

"IF boyfriend tries to sleep with daughter THEN
     slap boyfriend hard on the face and call mom.
 IF boyfriend hurts daughter in any way THEN
     slap boyfriend hard on the face and call mom."


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